February 2012
'Yung moment na ang ganda ganda ng banat mo pero...
beben-eleben:
Feb 8th
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You know what hurts you most?
beben-eleben: You are surrounded by hundreds of people, yet you feel alone, and you have to live with it every single day.
Feb 8th
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"Lahat ng tao may natatagong LANDI, nagkataon lang...
Feb 8th
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"Kahit gaano pa kasakit ang nararamdaman mo...
dukeoftumblr:
Feb 8th
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Hindi lahat ng nagpapakita ng sweetness sa'yo eh...
beben-eleben: May mga tao lang talagang gawa sa candy at nakabalot sa plastic.
Feb 8th
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Being "GALA" is natural to us kasi nga mga CUTE...
yannathedreamer:
Feb 8th
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Cabalen kita dba?
sheismariel: …..CABALENtine’s ko sa Tuesday. Wahahahaha! Oha bumabanat nako ngayon.
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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If other people entrust you their private stories,...
beben-eleben: Because keeping a secret is an easier task than to win back their TRUST.
Feb 7th
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Si Elisa ay namatay sa kalandian.
beben-eleben: ‘Yung iba kaya, kailan?!
Feb 7th
225 notes
Who does not know the meaning of Valentine's Day?
beben-eleben:
Feb 7th
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Kung may pagkakataon ka na may ipabago dyan sa...
beben-eleben: Wag na wag kang papayag na isa lang ha?!
Feb 7th
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FUCK is the only word which can be used to express...
beben-eleben: Revenge: Fuck you! Failure: I’m fucked. Anxiety: What the fuck is happening? Anger: Get the fuck out of here! Curious: How the fuck did you do that? Love: She is fucking beautiful! Lust: Aaah fuck me baby! Pride: I am a fucking genius! Victory: I won that fucking competition! Sad: Why the fuck does this happen to me? Confused: What the fuck?!
Feb 7th
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BREAKING NEWS
beben-eleben: Kaso ng pilay, nilakad! Isang bulag nakapatay, nagdilim daw ang paningin! Dahil may reklamo, eskwelahan ng mga bingi, nag-noise barrage!
Feb 7th
135 notes
Di ka naman guard, pero bakit inggit na inggit...
beben-eleben: INSECURITY GUARD.
Feb 7th
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FUNNY ka!
beben-eleben: FUNNYra ng araw!
Feb 7th
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Umuwi na ang Nanay mong namalengke
beben-eleben: Expectation: “Pasaluboooooong!” Reality: “O ano, nakapaglinis ka na?”
Feb 7th
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Kung ako man ay iyong lalandiin, sa huli sana...
matabangutak:
Feb 7th
182 notes
Huwag na huwag mo akong aawayin.
beben-eleben: Dahil sasapakin kita ng pera! Hindi papel kundi barya - ‘yung nakaplastic pa!
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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Money Cycle; Life Cycle
beben-eleben: Bakla: Bigay pera sa lalaki Lalaki: Gastos para sa babae Babae: Parebond sa bakla
Feb 7th
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Sa Tumblr na naipon ang mga taong may itsura.
Feb 7th
281 notes
Akala ko ba gusto mo ng SPACE?
beben-eleben: Bakit nandito ka pa sa EARTH?!
Feb 7th
239 notes
Hindi lahat ng kaya mong intindihin ay...
dukeoftumblr:
Feb 7th
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HOST: How can we uplift our economy today even though we are under economic crisis?
BAKLA: (namutla) Mga bakla! Akala ko ba Miss Gay ito? Quizbee pala!
Feb 7th
94 notes
“Mahirap pumapel sa buhay ng tao. Lalo na kung hindi ikaw yung bida sa script na...”
– Bob Ong (via dukeoftumblr)
Feb 7th
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Feb 7th
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“Magkano naman ang ginastos mo para matutunan ang character ng isang socialite?”
– Madame Claudia Buenavista to Amor Powers, Pangako Sa’yo (via beben-eleben)
Feb 7th
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Naghahahanap lang ng makaka-Skype, makikipag-show...
beben-eleben:
Feb 7th
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Minsan, Hindi ko na alam ang salitang "Kaibigan"....
Feb 7th
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Hindi ka naman magmamahal dahil trip mo lang....
Feb 7th
144 notes
Paluwagan
beben-eleben: Girl1: Mare, kulang pa kami ng isang member, baka gusto mong sumali sa aming paluwagan. Girl2: Hindi pa ako pwede mare. Girl1: Anyare? Bakit naman mare? Girl2: Virgin pa kasi ako. :”>
Feb 7th
180 notes
Makakaraos din tayo sa February 14.
Feb 7th
296 notes
January 2012
I'm not mean, but I'm just brutally honest.
beben-eleben:
Jan 18th
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If other people entrust you their private stories,...
beben-eleben: Because keeping a secret is an easier task than to win back their TRUST.
Jan 18th
137 notes
matabangutak: B: Do you have a boyfriend?  G: Wala. Ayaw ng asawa ko eh.
Jan 18th
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"Wag kang maghahabol sa taong ayaw sayo , Dahil...
dukeoftumblr:
Jan 18th
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Kung ang laman ng puso mo ay puro inggit,...
dukeoftumblr:
Jan 18th
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Reblog if you're no longer friends with someone...
lolsofunny: icanrelate.info
Jan 18th
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Si Elisa ay namatay sa kalandian.
beben-eleben: ‘Yung iba kaya, kailan?!
Jan 18th
225 notes
Isa sa mga pinaka-malaking kabobohan sa mundo:
beben-eleben: ‘Yung alam mong madami dyang patay na patay sa’yo pero nagagawa mo pa ring maghintay sa isang napakamanhid na tao.
Jan 10th
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Ang puso ko ay parang SIBUYAS.
beben-eleben: ikaw man ang humiwa, sisiguraduhin kong ikaw din ang LULUHA.
Jan 10th
154 notes
Sa sobrang ganda ng MUKHA mo...
beben-eleben: Wala nang natira sa UGALI mo.
Jan 10th
134 notes
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Jan 10th
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It's more FUN in the PHILIPPINES!
chuuuaohchuuua: KidnaFUN, CarnaFUN, HoldaFUN.
Jan 10th
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sweetieghieee: Babae: Ale, ale, nakita niyo po ba ang kambal ko? Ale: Ano bang itsura?
Jan 10th
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Jan 10th
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Sinong may sabing panget ka? ha? Sino yung G***ng...
pookie-monster: pasalamatan natin, atleast honest siya….
Jan 10th
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Sa dinami-dami ng description ng CUTE sa mundo, sa...
Jan 10th
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Siguro makakatipid ako pag ikaw ang kainuman ko.. ...
chuuuaohchuuua:
Jan 10th
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